My job search journey

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My job search

 

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,  

      but I got canned - couldn't concentrate.

 

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 



3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

 

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 



5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 



6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard. 



7. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
 


8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. 



9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.  

   Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 


10. I became a Professional Fisherman,  

 but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 



11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, 

       but the work was just too draining. 


12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,     

 but they said I wasn't fit for the job.  



13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,     

 but had to quit because it was the same old grind.    

15. So, I tried RETIREMENT and I found that I'm perfect for the job!

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